come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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