i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
