I'm really into asian looking animals
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
He felt like a one man threesome
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
Randomize
