The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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