Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Randomize
