i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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