im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Of course I have a pirate flag
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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