ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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