I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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