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Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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