Dual....:-)
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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