actually, I'm a sock model
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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