I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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