i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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