i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Im part way to drunk.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Never underestimate the power of titties
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