i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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