It's Friday. Sex?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Randomize
