i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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