the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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