normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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