dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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