Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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