So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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