i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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