Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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