He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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