how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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