: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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