Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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