she was so not down for the gang bang
Ketchup is God's man juice
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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