are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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