Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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