She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
