I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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