Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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