let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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