He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
