After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I just made out with a guy for $7.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I will be naked everywhere
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Randomize
