She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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