Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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