just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
We talked him into tasing himself.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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