You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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