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i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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