So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
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