he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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