i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
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