is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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