tell your sister to shave her snatch
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
MIDGETS
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I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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