The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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