new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Come share oat with me in your robe
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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