I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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